December 2009
16 posts
Ping: Why don't you take me to Chuck E Cheese anymore?
Mama: Because I'm sophisticated now and not as ghetto as I used to be.
Ping: You're still ghetto.
Auntie Marsha: Do you like watching scary movies?
Ping: Umm, well, I watched Spider Man and Batman!
Uncle: We are going to IKEA to get a frame.
Ping: I don't like Uncle Frame. He's always bothering me. Why is he always bothering me when I'm doing stuff?
Party Time
Uncle: Did you have fun at the party?
Ping: Yes.
Uncle: What was your favorite part?
Ping: Drinking water.
“Mama, I have to tell you something. My name is not ‘Ping’,...”
“Mama, I want a doggie because they make Snuggies for doggies.”
Ping to Mama: Why is your butt so big?
Ping to Mama: You don't like to cook. You don't like to clean. You don't like to do any work except watch TV with me and play with me.
“Peeing in a toilet is so lame! I like to pee in a bush.”
Aspirations
Uncle Glenn: Ping, when you grow up, do you want to be an NBA general manager?
Ping: No, I want to be an engineer.
Uncle: You like red meat, don't you, Ping?
Ping: I don't like red meat, I like brown meat.
Auntie Audrey to Ping: I'm going to bite your ear because I'm so hungry.
Ping to Auntie Audrey: Just wait for your food.
Ping to Mama: Should that go on the blog?
Mama to Uncle: What happened to your money?
Uncle to Mama: I don't know, I'll check later.
Mama to Uncle: I know exactly how much I have.
Ping to Mama: Zero.
Ping to Uncle Eric: You are brown, and I am regular.
Ping pointing to a life-size Tyrannosaurus Rex fossil: Look at how big it is! It must be like 43 pounds!
Non-Veiled Threats
Ping: I'm tired and bored of walking! I want you to oom me!
Uncle: What if I tell you that I'm tired and bored of ooming you?
Ping: If you don't oom me, I'm going to bust you up!