January 2010
6 posts
At the Warriors/Nets game
Ping: I like the red one now.
Uncle: I thought you were going for the Warriors.
Ping: That was before I knew there was a guy who looked like Daddy (Yi Jianlian).
Uncle: He's taller than your daddy.
Ping: Yeah, but he looks just like him.
Hanging out in Fruitvale
Mama: Ping, are you playing nice?
Ping: No, but that boy is trying to shoot me!
Mama: Ping, did you put these stickers on the elevator?
Ping: Say, do I have stickers like these?
Mama: No.
Ping: Okay then.
“Is yogurt good for you? Did you see that box? It makes your tummy thin....”
“For lunch today they gave us soda but I told them I don’t drink soda so...”
Mama: This is a show for bad cooks who want to learn to be good cooks. Should I go on a show for bad cooks or good cooks?
Ping: Good cooks.
Mama: Because my cooking is good? What's your favorite thing that I make?
Ping: Ramen and (frozen) waffles.