February 2012
6 posts
It's the freakin' weekend
Eric: Ping, what music do you want to hear during breakfast?
Ping: Ignition Remix.
Eric: Okay.
Instagram
Mama: Did you guys see my paper lamp?
Ping: Yeah, that was so awesome!
Mama: Did you see how it works? I didn't show you.
Ping: Yeah I saw it this morning on Instagram!
Yuppie
Eric: Ping, do you want grilled cheese and tomato soup for dinner?
Ping: I want bacon-wrapped shrimp.
Eric: What the hell.
Puppy Love
Ping: When am I going to have a baby?
Mama: Probably when you're 30. Who are you going to have a baby with?
Ping: Um, I don't know.
Mama: Sonya?
Ping: No! She always bothers me! She likes me too much, but I don't like her! And she's not my type!
Mama: You have a type?
Culture
Uncle: I want to teah you about culture. It's things that make a group of people unique. What do Thai people like that make then unique. They like Thai boxing.
Mama: Eating.
Ping: They like punching trees!
Ping eating on the subway
Ping: Do you see any "Do Not" signs?
Mama: Yeah, that one says "Do not smoke, do not make a mess and no loud music."
Ping: So I guess that means you can eat on the Subway. People get hungry on the subway.
Mama: Yeah, but don't make a mess because there is a sign for that.
Ping: What? This whole place is a mess!