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Ping:
Did anybody pay attention to kids today?
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Mama:
Yes, I paid attention to you all day except when you were playing computer games.
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Uncle Ricky:
I didn’t pay attention to you one bit. I didn’t pay attention to Asher. I was busy eating crabs! I’m a terrible father.
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Ping:
Then you shouldn’t be a father.
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Uncle Ricky:
You don’t say.
